Watching Titanic. I reckon that band is only playing because they got the instructions wrong – A band on ship! Anyway, they got an icy reception.

Remember what I said about Facebook and having enough of people? Well Favslist is back up. But I don’t find time to visit, I like it here where it’s just me telling jokes to myself. Then every now and then somebody pops in to say hi then goes away. I should just make my own site.

just buy a mirror and tell the jokes to the guy in the mirror world.

A Dutch man does do speaking German in a do doing way because he probably was forced to learn German in school like all good doing boys and girls in Dutchland.

Guten Morgan herr Klemoib. Nodley also learned deutsch in school.

Maybe it’s because we live next to them and our languages are similar and we are essential budget coastal dwelling Germans.

The Mr is here to fit new doors in all the rooms in my house. It’s going to be like a show home soon

We decided to switch the bathroom door to open the other way so it creates more space. So then the light switch needed moving, and I decided if the ceiling is getting holes ripped in it I may as well get a new light up too. So today we only got the bathroom and toilet doors hung.

5 more doors to hang upstairs probably next weekend. Then we can start downstairs.

Rukk, are you sure it was stored in a ship? Have you seen the pictures?